Fleets Are Stories for a Social Network That Isn’t

This week, Twitter launched Fleets.

https://twitter.com/Twitter/status/1328684389388185600?s=20

Fleets are disappearing tweets. Snapchatty-tweets or Instagrammy-story-tweets were the other names which were quickly discarded. But you get they idea. Tweets are forever, Fleets disappear after 24 hours.

One of the hosts of the Reply All podcast uses a service to delete his tweets every two weeks. He will no longer need that service.

Twitter hopes Fleets will bring new users to its service. Twitter’s New Fleets’ Are for People Who Are Afraid to Tweet

On one hand, I love the idea of Fleets. Fleets allow me to just stick to Twitter, and avoid all other social media. I can stay especially away from the Facebook universe. I enjoyed the stories of Instagram, but loathed the socialites or influencers” and their choreographed pictures.

On the other hand, I have been able to compartmentalize the various services between family/friends (Facebook, Instagram) and discover/curiosity (Twitter). I am too old and not cool enough for Snapchat or TikTok. I enjoy the ideas and the topics from the people I follow on Twitter. However, I don’t know or care much about their personal lives. And surely, the same is true of the few folks who subscribe to my Twitter feed.

And there lies Twitter’s problem. Twitter is not really a social network. It is a social megaphone. It is a debate forum. It is therapy for some and tyranny for others. It ain’t no Instagram or Facebook, where you share with your family and friends what’s on your grill or in your dutch oven.

While Fleets will not compete with Instagram stories, they may have the power to bring some humanity to Twitter. I can put a human face behind so many sharp commenting twitterati. Perhaps it can make the trolls less trolly.

As for my fleets or tweets, check out @waffletchnlgy.

November 20, 2020

Backyard Crafts

I wonder how many people took up old-school crafts during this pandemic. Sure, we are well aware that Sourdough Loafs of San Francisco have their own Instagram account. However, we haven’t seen many botched backyard haircuts.

Nor did we get to admire a lot of experimentations in hair color.

Our son vowed to let his hair grow until he safely can visit a hair dresser. We are entering slowly into 70s style with his tick long hair with luscious large curls.

I am also letting it grow with a few touch ups along the way. My hair is clearly that of an aging new waver or grunge rocker with straight graying hair, just long enough to put behind his ear.

I have looked for a few tutorials on the basics of hair thinning or maintenance. I always end up on YouTube. Where is Coursera-for-Backyard-Crafts? I already have a curriculum lined up: hair cutting, bear trimming, bread making, sausage curing, cheese making, canning and fermenting.

I would make it a mix of videos and simple 1-2-3 instructions. Youtube is not a pleasant form to learn things, nor or long articles. When my hands are in the middle of kneading dough, I want something easy to read.

That’s it for now, as I head to a chair in the backyard for a quick trimming.

November 14, 2020

Unbinged

A recent SFGate.com headline read HBOs The Undoing’ is the best show of the year - because you can’t binge it”.

It is true. Recently, I truly enjoyed watching Apple TVs Ted Lasso, Disney+ The Right Stuff, or Belgian’s VRT Undercover season 2. All demanded 90’s patience for the next episode to be released. The shows even included a short previously-on-section to refresh your mind after a week of fog.

I am conflicted though. I often watch a show while doing house chores. I put on my ironing-man suit and don’t mind a big basket of clothes, as long as I can watch an intriguing show. Having to wait for next week’s episode means a big drop in productivity.

Perhaps there is a way the streaming services can incentivizee us. Help a struggling student or donate to a charity cause, to continue streaming your favorite show. Cash is not accepted, only goodwill. You can accrue goodwill points” in your Binge-Piggy-Bank.

November 14, 2020

The Original Space Race

The 1960’s space race must have been something. Nothing seemed to have energized a country as Sputnik did. Although watching Disney Plus’ The Right Stuff, there was a lot of skepticism about the NASA program. If you believe the fictional show, Kennedy, regardless of his 1962 speech at Rice University to put a man on the moon within the decade, didn’t see a lot of political upside in NASA. Eisenhower would get the credit if it went well. Kennedy would get the blame if it failed. I wonder if it is similar to how we look at the Space Force today.

Recent fictional TV shows, such as the Right Stuff, or Apple TVs For All Mankind, have peaked my interest in the original Space Race. I almost missed new year, while listening to the BBCs 13 minutes to the moon podcast. I was glued to my earbuds, the same way my parents and grandparents must have been to their black and white television in 1969.

The heroic stories about the engineering to get a man into space, let alone land on the moon were incredible. They provide a great backdrop to today’s Crew Dragon missions from Space X or Blue Origin’s New Shepard mission. Yep, it is named after Alan Shepard, the first American to travel into space. And now I know a lot more about it thanks to The Right Stuff. The character which intrigues me a lot is Gordo Cooper, an enfant terrible among astronauts.

I am giddy I wrote this blog entry, as I just discovered there is a second season to the BBC podcast. This time they are covering the doomed Apollo 13 mission, sans Tom Hanks. I may miss Thanksgiving.

November 11, 2020

One More Thing: A New Keyboard?

Today Apple made a slew of big announcements as part of its One More Thing event. Apple will reserve that moniker for big announcements.

Today’s announcement was all about the transition from Intel to Apple ARM-based silicon. This transition has been years in the making, and will last another 2 years.

The Apple ARM-based M1 ChipThe Apple ARM-based M1 Chip

Little know fact is that my first out of school job was at VLSI Technology. VLSI was, together with Apple, and Acorn Computers a founding member of the Advanced RISC Machines Ltd, or ARM joint venture. That was in the early nineties.

I also remember the transition from the PowerPC chips to Intel chips. It was an important change. For years, Apple computers were different from WinTels, both because of the chips and because of the operating systems. The CPU battle was between Motorola and Intel, which Intel won. The transition was so well executed. I expect the same thing to happen here, with Universal Apps able to run on either chip, and Rosetta 2 emulation layer, allowing Intel applications to run on an ARM machine. Even iPhone apps can run on a Mac.

MacRumors coverage of the event has all the highlights

These Macs are incredible machines. I can not think of a similar complete system which is not a Mac.

And yet, while scrolling through the coverage was, all I could think of was … What about the keyboard, Tim?” Tell me about the keyboard!”.

Apple messed up rather big when the keyboard on their previous laptops failed. Indeed, I type this from my mechanical keyboard, connected to my MacBook Pro, as its keyboard is giving me grief. Keys no longer press down easily, and others just hang.

So much greatness packed in a new family of M1-based machines is undone by a single faux-pas in the previous system, on something as simple as a keyboard. Make it right, Tim! Give us all a discount on our M1-machine.

November 10, 2020

Shall My Next Car Be Electric?

My son is on the road tonight with my trusty old tank, our 2005 Volvo V70 station wagon. With almost 200,000 miles on the odometer and some peeling paint near the roof rails, the car is doing overall quite well for its age.

Today, one of my friends is the proud new owner of a 2020 Golf SE Turbo. Another gasoline car.

This made me ponder whether my next car shall be electric, gasoline or a hybrid model.

My first consideration is whether the new technologies will be as reliable. I don’t think I will ever fare as lucky as I have been with my Volvo. The car has been solid. It has a true and tested power train. It is simple and lacks a lot of the electronics of today’s cars. And probably because of it, it has been such a great and reliable car.

My wife’s new car, a 2019 Honda Accord Hybrid, is full of electronics and software. I hold my heart for its reliability. There is just too much new technology in the Honda to make me feel comfortable. The same is true for the new hybrid Volvos I suspect.

Therefore, when I ultimately have to retire my tank, it shall either be a similar true and tested gasoline powertrain, or a simple new electric car. An older model Volvo, Mercedes, or Honda will serve me surely for a few years. Or, I will look at a Tesla Model 3 or Y. Sure the battery technology is key. Yet, the mechanics inside a Tesla are simple. They stand in stark contrast to what sits underneath the hood of our Honda Accord Hybrid. I hope I still have a little time to figure this out.

November 9, 2020

The Right Thing

It is 8:45am Pacific Time on Saturday November 7th. We are four days after the US election.

I am catching up on email and twitter when the news finally hits: CNN predicts Joseph R Biden Junior as the next president of the United States. Kamala Harris will be the first woman and person of color as vice-president of the United States..

My English breakfast tea whispered to me:

Winston Churchill once famously observed that Americans will always do the right thing, only after they have tried everything else.”

When more than 70 million Americans voted for lies, my tea is clearly wrong. That’s what you get when you commit the ultimate British faux-pas and make tea in the microwave.

When Trump won in 2016, I got the impression he was as surprised as many of us Shit, I really won. Now I got to go to work.”

However at least Trump inherited lots of goodness. Not the least, president Obama had rebuilt the US economy from disaster. They had done in a very short time an incredible job. A solid foundation was laid, the walls were up, the roof was being put down. The only thing missing were the roof tiles. That’s when our so called president-builder came in to claim the keys to the front door.

It does appear to me that the Democratic presidents and vice-presidents should rebrand themselves as The cleanup crew” or The repair pair”.

Don’t underestimate the immense task ahead of our next president: a broken economy, a pandemic spinning out of control and a divided country. Tonight’s celebrations are less woohoo we won” and more let’s go to work!” What a contrast.

November 7, 2020

Bonarda, It’s Here!

Today we opened up a bottle of Santa Julia wine, a mix of Malbec and Bonarda. The first time I heard about Bonarda was a few years ago, while visiting the Mendoza area of Argentina. The hush hush was that winegrowers were planting the Bonarda grape in great quantities. We should be on the look out in the future for Argentina Bonarda. It will become Argentina’s next red.

Argentine BonardaArgentine Bonarda

Apparently, Argentine Bonarda isn’t the same as Italian Bonarda. The Argentine grape is different: Douce Noir, similar to a grape from the Savoie in France. Some argue it comes from California’s Charbono.

Bonarda wines are at first very fruity on the nose, with notes of black cherry compote, fresh blueberry, and plum. Then, they become more complex, giving off nuanced aromas of violets, 5-spice, allspice, and peonies. Finally, depending on whether or not the wine was oaked (though most aren’t), they may have slight smoky notes of cigar box, sweet figs, and chocolate. On the palate, Bonarda has an initial burst of fruitiness, a medium-body, juicy acidity, and a smooth, low-tannin finish.

I expect a lot more Bonarda to show up now. If there only was a way to invest in the Argentina’s next red.

The Santa Julia wine tasted great for a Friday-pondering-election-results.

November 6, 2020

Bubble Bubble Bubble

I am caught up on the current state of the presidential election. All eyes are on Pennsylvania, Arizona, Nevada, and Georgia. The fact that Georgia is this close is a surprise to me. I would have expected Florida to be in this list as well.

The bigger surprise and sadness however is how many Americans still support this president. We can disagree on policy decisions: tax-cuts or no tax-cuts, affordable care act or not.

However, I don’t consider this election about policy. This is about whether we accept a blatant liar in the White House.

The fact that so many people still voted for this president illustrates also a lack of my understanding of the rest of the country. Living in the Bay Area, I have been living a sheltered US existence: lots of job opportunities, mostly white collar jobs, a large diversity including from many different countries and cultures, and overall a good response to covid-19 pandemic. As soon as this pandemic is over, let’s leave our bubble and do a cross country road trip. We can start in the South and travel the mid west. As a matter of fact, the blue-red colored map is a nice roadmap.

November 5, 2020

The Day After the Evening of

I was very successful avoiding any election night coverage. As a result, I fell asleep very swiftly.

This morning, it is very hard to avoid any commentary about how it is going.

I am glued to the NYT coverage for any new updates.” (So, it much be close. Biden must have lost Florida. It must be about Pennsylvania and similar states.)

Hey, how is it going? Are you following what’s going on?” (Could be mayhem in the streets, or lawyering, or both).

Unlike Trump, Biden didn’t announce victory yet, but already started talking about healing the country.” (Trump must have given an election night victory speech, but nothing is sure yet. Now it will be about suppressing the mail-in vote. As expected.)

That’s about the coverage I want to be exposed to today. I won’t be tuning into any news coverage. Yet, I can come out from underneath my rock or covers.

November 4, 2020